DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
You wish me to die permanently for that reason? [—is was he's taking away from this. while he kind of already expects this of everyone, from sasuke it's a little more... jarring to read, somehow] Here I believed that you didn't have use for this sort of weaponry; you should consider the fact that others need them far more than you.
Again, I refuse to die like that, so you will have to find them elsewhere.
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1/3 forwarded text sent 62 times; subject: 1 scary way 2 break up
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
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correction: sent 62 and one half times
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
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You sent the last one wrong, I think that's against the rules...
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She didn't seem to want to kill then, only dirty my window.
I shot at her and she ran, by the way.
If that was indeed her.
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If you die permanently, I'd like your weapons. Inform your family that I'll be by to collect them
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I'm sorry, they're keeping them.
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Again, I refuse to die like that, so you will have to find them elsewhere.
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And I don't particularly want you to die, even impermanently. It'd just be a waste of weaponry if they sat around unused, right?
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If they weren't going to be, perhaps I would be more open to consideration on this.
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